Quoted

"When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared and freaking out or whatever, I always think 'What would Buffy do?'...you're my hero."

- Xander Harris 

*I have many sheroes and one of them used this quote in her email signature reminding me how awesomely obsessed with Buffy I used to be back in my cheerleading days.  

You Know You're A Spiritual Gangster When...

This is totally for a laugh. To me, spiritual is who we all are by default and the path you choose to connect to the divine is your practice, and that practice is as individual as you are. If you're comfy reading the bible and going to church that's just as awesome as meditating or going to brunch on a Sunday morning. It's a personal thing and I'm not about making your personal business my personal business okay!

1. You carry crystals with you everywhere you go, even to the club. 
2. "Stop. Drop. Meditate," is your mantra
3. "Holla for my mala"
4. You find the hidden spiritual meaning in almost every song you listen too, including stuff by Gucci Mane. 
5. You have a team of spiritual mamas that keep you in line when your ego gets a little cray.
6. You meditate before and after you go out.
7. You get mad and rant and rave BUT you forgive the person, the situation and yourself afterwards. 
8. Russell Simmons is your homie. 
9. You constantly check yourself before you wreck yourself. 
10. You find yourself going deep and sharing your downloads with people in the most random places. 

* Bonus: You pull a card before you walk out the door. 

Guilty!

So if you haven't seen at least one Sh*t  __ Girls Say video, I can't explain how insanely dead on and annoying these videos are. Right now I am totally in love with, and embarrassed for myself and some of my friends, Sh*t New Age Girls Say. Never did I consider myself a "new age girl" until I saw this video and recognized that I say and do quite a bit of these things--pulling Angel Cards, sending love to folks, "I love Deepak Chopra", tapping, meditating... Again I am embarrassed by this, but I also say like 80% of the stuff in the Sh*t Fashion Girls Say video too so i guess that makes me a new age fashion girl? Well if you can't laugh at yourself....





"It looked like Forever 21 threw up all over her." "She was wearing Tory Burch flats" "Amaze." "Can I have a vodka soda." "OMG I'm totally tweeting that." "OBSESSED!!" (So embarrassed, lol.)

Shit Yogis Say

So I almost died in yoga class yesterday, maybe I had too much coconut water before I got down with downward facing dog..or maybe it was because I haven't done yoga in forever and I was nomming on chips and chili before going to class. You say potato I say vodka. Either way this so brought my dehydrated yogi in the making body back to life. BTW, I am so not endorsing Lululemon...unless they want to send me some free yoga gear : )